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**Alien Hunter Harvard Professor Finds Space Truck Instead of Meteor: Shocking Reveal!**

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Cambridge, MA – A mysterious fireball that streaked across the skies over the ocean near Papua New Guinea in January 2014 has sparked a debate among scientists about its origins. The fireball, with an astonishing speed of nearly 28 miles per second, caught the attention of the U.S. government’s sensors that track bright meteors called fireballs. Fast forward five years, Avi Loeb, a theoretical astrophysicist at Harvard University, stumbled upon this meteor, dubbed CNEOS 2014-01-08, …

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Mathematical Marvel: Professor Proves Pólya’s Drum Conjecture – Unlocking the Secrets of Sound Waves!

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MONTREAL, CANADA – A significant breakthrough in spectral geometry has been achieved by a professor and his team at Université de Montréal. The team, led by Iosif Polterovich, has successfully proven a special case of Pólya’s conjecture related to the eigenvalues of a disk, solving a complex mathematical problem that has puzzled researchers for decades. Using spectral geometry, a branch of mathematics, Polterovich and his collaborators delved into the question of whether it is possible …

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AI: The Secret Behind Tech Layoffs and Record Profits Revealed by Marketing Professor

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San Francisco, California – Tech giants are undergoing significant workforce reductions in a trend that has become prevalent in the industry over the past few years. Marketing professor Scott Galloway suggests that the layoffs are being driven by the implementation of artificial intelligence (AI), although many executives are reluctant to acknowledge this as the reason. Galloway compares the use of AI in layoffs to a weight loss drug, labeling it as “corporate Ozempic.” He argues …

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Harvard Professor Resigns After Sharing Antisemitic Image: Backlash and Apologies Ensue

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CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts – After an antisemitic image was shared by the Harvard Undergraduate Palestine Solidarity Committee and Harvard Faculty and Staff for Justice in Palestine, Walter Johnson, a professor of History and of African and African American Studies, resigned as a faculty adviser to the groups. Johnson’s decision to step down was confirmed by his wife, history professor Alison Frank Johnson, in a statement given over the phone on Tuesday evening. The decision came after …

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