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**Eminem** Reveals Shocking Twist: “The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)” – A Fictional Crime Report Unveiled!

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Detroit, MI – Eminem, the iconic rapper, is set to release his first album since 2020 titled “The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce).” This highly anticipated album follows a fictional crime report suggesting that the notorious alter ego of Eminem, Slim Shady, will meet a violent end. The announcement of the album was made through a trailer that teases the demise of Slim Shady, a character known for his controversial antics and bold …

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Waistline Wonder: Discover the 8 healthiest nuts to slim down and tone up!

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Mumbai, India – A recent study identified the eight healthiest nuts that may aid in reducing waist size. Nuts have long been considered a nutritious snack, but some varieties are particularly beneficial for those looking to trim their waistlines. According to the study, almonds, walnuts, pistachios, cashews, Brazil nuts, hazelnuts, macadamias, and pecans were found to be the most effective in shrinking waist size. These nuts are not only delicious but also provide essential nutrients …

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**Majority Soured: Rep. Mike Gallagher to Resign, Leaving GOP Slim Majority at Risk**

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Green Bay, Wisconsin – Rep. Mike Gallagher (R-Wis.) announced his resignation effective April 19, leaving the House GOP majority with a narrow one-vote margin. This decision will undoubtedly pose challenges for passing key legislation moving forward. After Gallagher’s departure, House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) will face increased pressure as only one defection from his side will be tolerated on party-line votes. This fragile majority was evident recently when the House narrowly approved a $1.2 trillion …

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PlayStation 5 Slim with Spider-Man 2 Bundle Now at All-Time Low – Save $50 Today!

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Los Angeles, California – Electronics enthusiasts have an exciting weekend ahead as Sony’s PlayStation 5 consoles are currently available at discounted prices online. Last week, a bundle including the disc-based PS5 “slim” and a digital copy of “Marvel’s Spider-Man 2” dropped to $449 at various retailers, a deal that is still ongoing at Amazon, Best Buy, and GameStop. However, in a recent development, these same retailers are now offering the disc-less PS5 Digital Edition with …

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Moon Sniper Slim Survives Lunar Night – What Happens Next Will Amaze You!

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Tokyo, Japan – Japan’s moon lander has successfully responded to signals from Earth, indicating that it has survived the lunar night, as announced by the country’s space agency. The Smart Lander for Investigating Moon (Slim) made a lunar landing last month, overcoming challenges such as wonky angles that initially posed concerns about its survival. Despite facing difficulties with its solar panels, the lander managed to power up, conduct scientific observations, and respond to commands from …

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Dormant no more: Japan’s SLIM lunar probe defies all odds and turns back on, but for how long?

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TOKYO, Japan – The SLIM lander, sent to the moon by Japan’s space agency JAXA, has defied the odds by turning back on after landing upside down on the lunar surface. Despite this impressive feat, the lander has now gone dormant for the duration of the lunar night, raising doubts about its ability to revive. The SLIM team from JAXA shared the last image the lander captured before dusk, as it prepared to weather the …

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