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Watergate in Vermont: GOP Rep Apologizes for Bag Pouring Scandal, Faces Harassment Probe

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Bennington, Vermont – A Republican member of Vermont’s House of Representatives publicly apologized on Monday for secretly pouring water into a Democratic colleague’s bag over the span of five months. Rep. Mary Morrissey, who is in her 13th term in the Vermont legislature, admitted to her “disrespectful conduct” toward Rep. Jim Carroll, both representing Bennington, a town of approximately 15,000 residents. Carroll had been puzzled for months as to why his bag kept ending up …

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Watergate 2.0: Vermont Lawmaker Caught Pouring Liquid into Colleague’s Bag Apologizes

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Bennington, Vermont – A Republican lawmaker in Vermont issued a public apology for repeatedly pouring water into the work bag of a Democratic legislator over several months. The incidents of water dumping have been described as part of a harassment campaign targeted at the Democrat, who also represents the same district in the state. The behavior came to light after video footage surfaced, capturing the unsettling actions by the Republican representative, Mary Morrissey, toward Jim …

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Thief in Trash Bag Steals Package in Hilariously Creative Disguise, Caught on Door Camera!

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Sacramento, California – Residents in Sacramento were left amused and bewildered when a thief, disguised in a black trash bag, was caught on camera stealing a package from a doorstep. The homeowner, Omar Gabriel Munoz, shared the bizarre footage that showed a figure covered in a trash bag shuffling up to the porch, grabbing the package, and walking away undetected. Munoz initially thought the theft was a prank until he saw the video evidence. Despite …

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Murder Mystery Uncovered: Teens Arrested After Woman Found Dead in Duffel Bag

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New York City – Two teenagers have been taken into custody following the tragic discovery of a deceased woman in a duffel bag inside an apartment in New York City last week. The victim has been identified as 52-year-old Nadia Vitel, who had visited her late mother’s vacant Manhattan apartment earlier this month, as reported by sources in law enforcement. Vitel’s body was found on March 14 during a wellness check at the residence in …

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Birkin Bag Lawsuit Reveals Exclusivity of Hermès Handbags

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Los Angeles, California – Two Californians have filed a lawsuit against luxury fashion house Hermès, claiming they were denied the opportunity to purchase coveted Birkin handbags. The lawsuit alleges that Hermès only offers these exclusive bags to select customers, discriminating against those who have not previously purchased from the brand. The plaintiffs argue that despite their willingness to spend substantial amounts of money on Hermès products, they were still unable to acquire the sought-after Birkin …

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Trader Joe’s Tote Bag Reselling Madness: Canvas Bags Going for 200x Retail Price on eBay!

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New York, NY – Trader Joe’s canvas mini tote bags have become the latest craze on social media, with their popularity skyrocketing in the past week. These tote bags, available in blue, red, green, and yellow, have sparked a frenzy among customers, leading to viral scenes at Trader Joe’s stores across the country. What started as a $2.99 purchase has turned into a resale phenomenon, with some individuals reselling the bags online for nearly 200 …

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Subway Bag Checks Blocked: National Guard Can’t Carry Long Guns!

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New York City officials recently implemented a new measure in an effort to improve safety on their subway system. The National Guard, along with state troopers and MTA police, have been deployed in NYC subways as part of Governor Kathy Hochul’s plan to combat subway crime. This deployment comes as concerns over safety and crime rates in the subway system have been on the rise. One noticeable change is the restriction on National Guard members …

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**SUBWAY:** National Guard Deployed for Random Bag Checks in NYC Subway – Crime on the Rise!

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New York City residents using the subway system were met with a heightened police presence on Thursday morning, including the deployment of the National Guard and State Police for random bag checks. This increased security measure comes after recent reports of violent incidents in the subway system, including assaults on passengers and transit workers. One such incident occurred in the Bronx, where a 53-year-old man was stabbed at the Pelham Parkway station while defending an …

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American Airlines Raises Bag Fees for First Time in 5 Years – Elite Status and Credit Card Holders Excluded

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The announcement from American Airlines regarding increased baggage fees and limitations on frequent flyer miles has left many travelers feeling uneasy about the future of their flying experience. Starting in May 2023, passengers will have to pay an additional $5 to check their first bag for domestic flights when booking online in advance, or a $10 increase if purchasing the option at the airport. The price for a second checked bag will also see an …

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Apple Warns Against Putting Wet Phones in a Bag of Rice, Reveals Best Method for Drying

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San Francisco, CA – For years, the internet has been rife with advice on how to save a waterlogged phone, with uncooked rice being a popular household remedy. However, tech giant Apple explicitly advises against this common practice. According to Apple support documents, putting a wet iPhone in a bag of rice could potentially allow small particles of rice to damage the device. The company’s warning comes in response to the issue of liquid detection …

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