**RAT-TASTROPHE: 104,000 Packs of Japan’s Pasco Bread Recalled After Rat Remains Found!**

Tokyo, Japan – Thousands of packets of sliced white bread from the well-known Japanese brand Pasco are being recalled and refunded after the shocking discovery of rat remains in some of the products. The Pasco Shikishima Corporation has taken around 104,000 packs off the shelves following the unsettling finding of parts of a black rat in at least two packets. Pasco bread is a household staple in Japan, commonly found in supermarkets and convenience stores …

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Rat Czar Required: NYC Offers Six-Figures to Battle Rodent-Related Disease Spike

New York City health officials are facing a surge in cases of leptospirosis, a rare disease linked to rat urine, one year after appointing a “rat czar” to combat the city’s rodent population. Sanitation workers, often exposed to rats while collecting trash, are reporting disproportionate instances of the illness. According to the president of the Uniformed Sanitationmen’s Association, a shop steward even had to receive last rites due to severe symptoms of leptospirosis. In 2023, …

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AI Rat Image Generates Controversy: Mislabeled Anatomical Abnormalities Shock Scientists

Cambridge, UK – A recently published paper featured three images generated by Midjourney, with one glaring error in an AI-generated figure that caught the attention of many in the scientific community. The image, supposedly depicting spermatogonial stem cells from rat testes, actually showed a white rat with exaggerated and incorrect reproductive organs, magnified to bizarre proportions. Aside from the anatomical inaccuracies, the labeling on the AI rat image included terms like “testtomcels” and “diƨlocttal stem …

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Bizarre AI-Generated Rat Image in Peer-Reviewed Cell Biology Article Leaves Scientists Stunned and Appalled

XI’AN, CHINA – The scientific world was left appalled after AI-generated figures in a peer-reviewed article published in a reputable journal circulated on social media. The figures, acknowledged to be made by Midjourney, were deemed uninterpretable, containing gibberish text and one including an image of a rat with grotesquely large and bizarre genitals, along with a text label of “dck.” The publisher of the review article, Frontiers, posted an “expression of concern” in response to …

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